A Conversation With Addy

Driving along...

Addy: Look Mom, look at that black stuff on the ground. That looks like dog poop all over there.

Me: Yep

Addy: Eww, someone left it there.

Me: Think so?

Addy: Yeah, we should call 911!

Me: Addy, dog poop is not an emergency.

Addy: Yes it is!

Me: No, it's not.

Addy: Uh -huh! I should have a phone so I can call 911. Mom can you get me a phone?

Me: Umm, no.

Addy: But the firemen and the policeman will come take care of it.

Me: Yes for an emergency. Dog poop is not an emergency.